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imbread:

Some of the funniest movie poster spoofs I’ve ever seen! Inspired by the Three Falvours Cornetto Trilogy

They’re all from this forum (more posters there as well).

(via thecornettotrilogy)

Alan Partridge is… Swallow!

Alan Partridge is… Swallow!

Android Summer - a Richard Curtis joint (2006)

Brothers for Justice (1992) starring Jeff Wincott and Lorenzo Lamas.

Brothers for Justice (1992) starring Jeff Wincott and Lorenzo Lamas.

Blade Squad - starring Lorenzo Lamas as ‘Hunter’

Lockie Leonard, Human Centipede by Tim Winton.

Lockie Leonard, Human Centipede by Tim Winton.

I wish I could tell you that it gets better, but it doesn’t. Not for people like you.

michaelfirman:

It’s like a kiss but more intimate or wet

I once dunked my eyeball in an egg yolk. Does this make me a pervert?